One of the few things you always want to tell a big pain in the ass professor!.... The person in point was a complete nuisance( using only polite words here!). A mail that I would have loved to send but was not allowed to-

Dear Sir,

Please accept our sincerest apologies for having offended you in any way.

That having been said, there are a few other things that we would like to say

1. Fuck off you old lecherous bastard, there are millions of you lying around who can be put to better use.
2. Learn to control your temper tantrums lest you wanna spend a lonely life bereft of love!


Thanks & Regards
Aashay Manake