Clash of the Titans

Advani called him a PM weak
Someone who was shy and meek
Who dug his head into the ground
instead of tackling problems all around

Manmohan said it is not about oratory
There, the efforts of my opponent are quite laudatory
But mark my words, I will not be found
Weeping in a corner while a mosque is razed to the ground

Advani was stunned, left close to tears
I've never been insulted, not in all these years
Look, who is pointing finger at me
The one who hides behind Sonia's Saree

Manmohan was incensed, outraged was he
Enough is enough, now this I can't let be
This Jinnah worshipper is off his rocker
He didn't know of Kandahar, now is that proper?

Advani knew now that he'd lost the war
Humbly he said, This is taking matters too too far
The worst I ever said was that the PM was weak
And I get profanities and invectives hurled by that freak!

And thus came to a close the clashof Titans
With none vanquished, but one certainly enlightened
They say, Never take your foe too lightly
For, even if they be quiet, they can be quite Sprightly!