Dangerous Gases

A fart that escapes without the sound
Is the source of discomfort all around
While the one who unleashes the soundless fart
stays assured that he'll never be caught

While the fart that is accompanied by a sound
Leaves the originator liable to be found
Harmless, though, the 'Soundful' fart is
It can subject the originator to mirthful malice

The facial expressions that come alongside the fart
Prove that Farting is most definitely an art
While a smile may decorate the farter's lips
The vile smell may, in the recipient, induce violent fits!

There are places where farting can be deadly

In closed spaces, it can cripple people instantly

There have been cases of people fainting

Bodies giving up as the smell persists, lingering!

There have been plans to put a fart to better use
With canisters of fart, Ronald Reagan planned to bombard Soviet Rus
With numerous WMDs such as these at hand
For George Bush II, the Arab Saddam was already damned!

Wiser men too have said a lot
Of the unpleasant smell that makes even the soul rot
'So be not afraid of the invisible gas
For remember, that farts too shall pass!!!'