(Boot)ilicious!

Guess what has been making news headlines these days?... Yes, You got it right!... SHOES... rather SHOE(s)... Be it the Reebok Size 10 that was hurled famously at our Home Minister, or the Shoe hurled at Naveen Jindal by a drunk school principal... Oh and yes... Mirror, Mirror on the wall... Which Shoe is the most famous of them all? Indeed, the Shoe hurled by the Iraqi Journalist at George Bush!... Of course, he violated a basic rule of Shoe-Hurling, when he chose to pitch the other shoe when the first one missed its mark, but Hell, He was merely starting a glorious tradition, they hadn't laid down the rules then!!!

Anyways, since Shoe-Hurling is expected to become a basic tenet of our democratic tradition, I propose a list of politicians who should have shoes hurled at them. Now, the main point to be borne in mind is that only those who are famous will have shoes hurled against them... So, DO NOT be surprised if politicians come begging for shoes instead of votes in the near future... Anyways, Here goes the list-


1.) VAIKO- For Suggesting that India will break up into pieces lest Sri-Lankan Army offensive against the LTTE is not halted...

2.)Priyanka Gandhi Vadra- For suggesting that Rahul Gandhi should become the Prime Minister of the country... She deserves another shoe for upholding the political supremacy of her dyansty.

3.)Varun Gandhi- For the wondrous adjectives that he has hurled at the Muslims... Even Gandhi seems a frightening name now, doesn't it?

4.)Narendra Modi- For the Gudiya-Budiya statements... Just because the Congress is 125 years old, doesn't mean that it has leaders who are centenarians...

5.)Mulayam Singh Yadav- For his progressive and futuristic manifesto... The latest that I have heard is that People have started lining up for passports en masse, And that some parents have already admitted their wards in schools in the U.K and the U.S..

6.)Mayawati- For her Chanakyaniti, Her parochial thought process, her narrow mindedness and yet her never-ending dream of ruling from 7 RCR...

7.)Jagdish Tytler- For refusing to accept reality, pleading his innocence,and determinedly pressing on with his candidature in spite of the blood on his hands...

8.)Maneka Gandhi- For trying to play the Bhartiya Maa card when Mayawati put her ladla behind the bars....

9.)L K Advani- For refusing to let go of the Hindutva Ghost and beseeching the saadhus for their blessings...

10.)Prakash Karat- For still clinging on to the GRAND HOPE of a Non-Congress, Non-BJP led government... And clinging on to the dated Communist philosophy when the world has clearly moved on...