The Preamble

WE, THE POLITICIANS OF INDIA, having solemnly resolved to constitute India into a FEUDAL PAROCHIAL COMMUNAL LAWLESS FIEFDOM and to secure to all its citizens:

OPPRESSION, social, economic and political;
RESTRICTION of thought, expression, belief, faith and worship;
DISCRIMINTAION in status and in opportunity;
and to promote among them all
DIFFERENCES assuring the primacy of the political class over the dignity of the individual and the unity and integrity of the Nation;

IN OUR CONSTITUENT ASSEMBLY this tenth day of May, 2009, do HEREBY ADOPT, ENACT AND GIVE TO OURSELVES THIS CONSTITUTION.