Monday, May 4, 2009

The ABC of Indian Politics..

 

A

 

Akhand Bharat

The Saffron Concept of reuniting all of Indian Subcontinent under Hindu rule

Amma

Amma who has made many a seasoned politician cry rivers of blood and agony…Madras ki Rani Amma

B

Behenji

Refers to the PM hopeful and the self-proclaimed ‘Messiah’ of the oppressed

C

Chanakya

His treatise which expounds on many Machiavellian concepts has been shamelessly exploited by our politicians

D

Dravidian Politics

Refers to Parties that are more concerned about what happens in Sri Lanka than in their own states

E

EVMs

The state of the art Electronic Voting Machines that make our Election system ‘Oh-so cool’

F

Fire Arms

Their sales rises exponentially during the election season thanks to the extra demand from UP, Bihar etc.

 

G

Godhra

The latest riots related case which is expected to remain a poll-issue for at least a century

Gandhi

The dynasty which has claimed all rights to govern this nation till perpetuity

H

Hindutva

The raison d’ etre of the saffron block... The Indian version of supremacy

I

Indecision

The biggest strength of any Indian Politician… Postpone till tomorrow what thou must do today... as the old adage goes

J

Jantantra

The tantra is horribly flawed and the jan are disillusioned

K

Kalyan Singh

Hindutva Poster Boy, now hell bent on digging BJP’s grave

L

Laloo

Hum keh raha hoon… Agla PM toh hum hi banega

M

Mamtadi

The sorrow of Bengal

N

Narendra Modi

The butcher of Gujarat...Opposition’s envy, BJP’s pride!

O

Omar Abdullah

The suave 3rd Generation leader of Kashmir’s first family… Another of those Youth Leaders

P

Pilibhit

Place that witnessed Varun Gandhi’s claim to fame speech

Q

Qaid-e-Azam

Almost caused L K Advani’s downfall…Almost!

R

Rahul Gandhi

India’s most eligible Bachelor… The PM in waiting

S

Sonia Gandhi

The Italy born, Indian bahu

T

Terrorism

The biggest threat to India and Indianness

U

UPA

(Dis)United (Anti)Progressive (Mes)alliance

V

Vote

Something that most Indians refrain from doing

W

West Bengal

The only planet where a breed called Communists thrive

X

Xenophobia

Refers to the policies of Parties such as MNS and Shiv Sena that make Indians foreigners in their own country!

Y

Yaadasht

Something that all Politicians lack… Once elected all promises are forgotten is the case in point

Z

Zillions

Of Public Money that goes down the drain in the exercise called elections…

 

3 comments:

Rohit said...

Oh My GOD! U defy the saying that Idle mind is devil's workshop!! :P
Wonderfully written and conceptualized, esp. the usage of tricolour!!

Kudos!

Aashay said...

Totally... :P ...

Shivangi said...

Very well done..!!
and rohit's right..u r khaali (work wise i mean) :)