The ABC of Indian Politics..

A	Akhand Bharat	The Saffron Concept of reuniting all of Indian Subcontinent under Hindu rule
	Amma	Amma who has made many a seasoned politician cry rivers of blood and agony…Madras ki Rani Amma
B	Behenji	Refers to the PM hopeful and the self-proclaimed ‘Messiah’ of the oppressed
C	Chanakya	His treatise which expounds on many Machiavellian concepts has been shamelessly exploited by our politicians
D	Dravidian Politics	Refers to Parties that are more concerned about what happens in Sri Lanka than in their own states
E	EVMs	The state of the art Electronic Voting Machines that make our Election system ‘Oh-so cool’
F	Fire Arms	Their sales rises exponentially during the election season thanks to the extra demand from UP, Bihar etc.
G	Godhra	The latest riots related case which is expected to remain a poll-issue for at least a century
	Gandhi	The dynasty which has claimed all rights to govern this nation till perpetuity
H	Hindutva	The raison d’ etre of the saffron block... The Indian version of supremacy
I	Indecision	The biggest strength of any Indian Politician… Postpone till tomorrow what thou must do today... as the old adage goes
J	Jantantra	The tantra is horribly flawed and the jan are disillusioned
K	Kalyan Singh	Hindutva Poster Boy, now hell bent on digging BJP’s grave
L	Laloo	Hum keh raha hoon… Agla PM toh hum hi banega
M	Mamtadi	The sorrow of Bengal
N	Narendra Modi	The butcher of Gujarat...Opposition’s envy, BJP’s pride!
O	Omar Abdullah	The suave 3rd Generation leader of Kashmir’s first family… Another of those Youth Leaders
P	Pilibhit	Place that witnessed Varun Gandhi’s claim to fame speech
Q	Qaid-e-Azam	Almost caused L K Advani’s downfall…Almost!
R	Rahul Gandhi	India’s most eligible Bachelor… The PM in waiting
S	Sonia Gandhi	The Italy born, Indian bahu
T	Terrorism	The biggest threat to India and Indianness
U	UPA	(Dis)United (Anti)Progressive (Mes)alliance
V	Vote	Something that most Indians refrain from doing
W	West Bengal	The only planet where a breed called Communists thrive
X	Xenophobia	Refers to the policies of Parties such as MNS and Shiv Sena that make Indians foreigners in their own country!
Y	Yaadasht	Something that all Politicians lack… Once elected all promises are forgotten is the case in point
Z	Zillions	Of Public Money that goes down the drain in the exercise called elections…