Political Melodies...

What the Election Commission is telling the voters

Aaja ve mahi tera rasta ho dekhdiya
Dar se hatti nahin nazar aaja
Aaja dil ki pukar par aaja
Der karna teri aadat thi sahi
Der se hi sahi magar aaja
Aaja ve mahi tera rasta ho dekhdiyan



What the Election Commission is telling the Politicians-

Sajan re jhooth mat bolo
Khuda ke paas jana hai
Naa Haathi hai
Naa ghoda hai
Wahan paidal hi jaana hai


What are the politicians telling the voters-

O... Naa Jaa Mere baadshah
Ek waade ke liye
Ek waada todkar
Khuda ka tujhe wasta
Lautakar Aanaa Teraa
Dekhungi Main Raastaa


What are the voters singing-

Arrey jhoot Bole Kauva Kaate,
Kaale Kauve Se Darriyo
Main Maike Chali Jaaoongi,
Tum Dekhte Rahiyo


What are the voters who are planning to exercise 49 (O) saying-

Accha silaa diya tuney mere pyaar ka
Ho... Accha Silaa diya tuney mere pyaar ka
Yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka....
Mere Pyaar Wale Sabhi Phool Murjhaaye
Kaante Hi Khizaon Wale Mere Hisse Aa gaye
Raas Na Aaya Mujhe Sapna Bahaar Ka
Yaar Ne Hi Loot Liya Ghar Yaar Ka


What the EVMs are saying-

Honthon mein aisi baat main dabaake chali aayi
Khul jaye wohi baat to duhaayi hai duhaayi
Haan re haan,
baat jismein pyaar to hai,
zaher bhi hai
Haan....