Limericks!

1.There was this pretty Scottish Lass
Who was unhappy about her ass
She went to the doctor and beg she did
Help me of this bum get rid

The doctor guffawed, now that is crass!

2.There was a bather went to the beach
In tiny clothes that looked so kitsch
The strong wind that blew that day
Took all her clothes away

Don’t go dressed like this, her father beseeched!

3.In the state of Madras
Everything was made solely of brass
When Nair went to buy a condom
He was handed out a brass drum

Oh No he said…I will get a rash!

4. There was once a potter named Brown
Who swam in the river and drowned
His wife wanted pottery made in his memory
But the municipality constructed an aviary

To this day Brown’s ghost does frown!

5.She was a beauty, but was a little stout
Her eyes were dark, but the lips had a pout
Her left arm was longer than her right
And to the children, she gave a fright

She looked like she would die of gout


6.In the town of Bloomsbury
Was contested the annual Derry
The people from Derry Town
Thought those from Bloomsbury were clowns

Aloud they laughed and downed a sherry!